frivolous things i would do with a ridiculous amount of money

after paying off my debts (school loans, car, credit cards), these are the things that i would do with a large sum of cash:

• give m $10k or similar sum split up so that she's not taxed & can pay part of her school loans
• pay for my bro & his fiancee's honeymoon to hawaii
• take mum back to london since she paid for our trip this past spring
• buy pops the biggest collection of t-shirts ever (i always get him t's for gifts)
• get a good, expensive haircut that i can maintain myself (i only get my haircut 3-4x per year)
• host a pizza party (or chipotle) for my coworkers
• hire moni & z as my part-time stylists
• send random $50 gas cards & lush cards to my friends
• visit praha with s. or munchen or roma or amsterdam
  
• go to nyc with b to celebrate our 30th birthdays & see a broadway show
• send my folks on a nice trip for their 35th anniversary in 2010
• buy the complete discography of bebo norman & matthew west for j
• make a significant donation to flood victims at my church
• sign a no-strings small business loan to e to start his chiropractic practice
• attend a cubs game at wrigley on my first visit to chicago
• see an nhl game with my hockey-loving coworkers
• decorate a & k's nursery for k iii
  
• self-publish my book